“They're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

“- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
- Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous... But easy to find.”
Shawnee Smith - Nikki Downing
John Candy - Harry Crumb

“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“We ladies are never what we appear, and every girl has her secrets.”
Julianne Moore - Cathy Whitaker

“- Cole Younger: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!
- Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.
- Frank James: I think she had more than a mustache!
- Cole Younger: Well, she was European.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Gabriel Macht - Frank James