“They're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

“- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
- Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous. But easy to find.”
Shawnee Smith - Nikki Downing
John Candy - Harry Crumb

“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“That could have been your head David.”

Paul Reubens - Max

“This is Hell. Right here.”

Benicio del Toro - Jack Jordan