- Zini: "Hey, sweetie. If you'll be my bride, I'll groom ya". That is good. "Girls, I'm known as the 'professor of love' and school's in session". I still got it.
- Aladar: I hope it's not contagious.
- Zini: I'm a raging epidemic of romance.

Max Casella - Zini
D.B. Sweeney - Aladar

“- Male Coffee Shop Customer: That was inspiring!
- Nick Marshall: I know.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world!”
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett

“Everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are.”
Kevin Bacon - Willie O'Keefe

“You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you... always.”
Andrew McCarthy - Blane