“Self-defense is not murder.”
Jennifer Lopez - Slim Hiller

“I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“If anyone gets tough, just show them your underwear.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Bowen: You ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
- Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

Here are the two rules of Miyagi-Ryu Karate, rule number one: “karate for defense only”, rule number two: “first learnrule number one”.
Pat Morita - Miyagi
Ralph Macchio - Daniel