“Swallowing pills is just a trick.”
Patty McCormack - Rhoda Penmark

“- Sir Wilfrid: I'd better take that thermos of cocoa with me. It helps me wash down down the pills.
- Miss Plimsoll: Let me see. My learned patient is not above substituting brandy for cocoa.”
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts
Elsa Lanchester - Miss Plimsoll

“HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won't pay for your glasses. So you can have a hard-on, but you can't see where to put it.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“I’m not on the pill, but I label my Tic Tacs with the days of the week. Makes me feel like I’m in a relationship.”
Cathy Ladman

“The truth is, there is no link between vaccines and autism. Vaccines are incredibly important.”
Timothy Simons