“For a country that doesn't give its citizens the right to bear arms, there have been an unusual number of people getting shot, lately.”
Forest Whitaker - Bernard

“- Efraim Diveroli: Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
- David Packouz: What? Why?
- Efraim Diveroli: I don't fucking know, David! I dropped out of high school before they covered international diplomacy!”
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli
Miles Teller - David Packouz

“- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Welcome to Canada.
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Hold it right there, Canuck!
- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Who are you?
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!”
Steven Alexander Wright - RCMP Officer at Headquarters
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer

“Never met an American who didn't like guns.”
Jon Gries - Harvey

“- Watson: I am sorry... You are saying Grace is the killer?
- Holmes: Of course she is not the killer, she is an American! She should've used a gun!”
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson
Will Ferrell - Sherlock Holmes