“- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.”

Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl
Kelsey Grammer - Stinky Pete the Prospector

“Sure be glad when this war is ended, so then we can putt without being blown up.”

Ernest Borgnine - Gen. Worden

“- Cameron Dove: Why don't you go play with your friends?
- Seth Dove: They're all dead.”
Viggo Mortensen - Cameron Dove
Jeremy Cooper - Seth Dove

“If this is death in the afternoon, she is death in the evening.”

Laird Cregar - Natalio Curro

“This is the most exciting place in the world to live. There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself