“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Oscar Madison: I think I figured out where we are.
- Felix Ungar: Where?
- Oscar Madison: In a Clint Eastwood movie.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!”
Pauly Shore - Bones Conway

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Raoul Duke: Jesus God Almighty man, where'd you get that big fucker?
- Dr. Gonzo: Room Service sent it up, I needed something to cut the limes, man.
- Raoul Duke: Limes? What limes?
- Dr. Gonzo: They didnt have any, they don't grow in the desert.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo