“Maybe there's a big bit of you that's gone missing somewhere, maybe everyone should want something they've always wanted.”

Colin Firth - Paul Ashworth

“There are two kinds of problem drinkers; those who drink too much and those who drink too little.”
Ian Mune - Prime Minister Winston Churchill

“- Coleman: Would you like a sip of whiskey?
- Billy Ray Valentine: I do not drink, it is against my religion!
- Coleman: Religion is a good thing I say, taken in moderation.”
Denholm Elliott - Coleman
Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine

“Don't use a cannon to kill a mosquito. Confucius.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin

“Why must you always go one step too far? You could be such a pleasant person if you just had a tiny little edit button.”

Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko