“A man can always change things. That's what makes him different from the barnyard critters.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“With due respect, sir, inside every honest man, there's a thief trying to get out...”
Melanie Griffith - Emily Eden

“- Charlie Allnut: What are you being so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
- Rose Sayer: Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.”
Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnutt
Katharine Hepburn - Rose Sayer

“Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex fifteen minutes after us. So if you hold out for twenty, she'll be chasing you for five.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday