“- George: I want to be a gynecologist.
- Miss Marquez: If that's so then I want good reasons why.
- George: You are the reason why, Miss Marquez.”
Mario Yedidia - George
Jennifer Lopez - Miss Marquez

“- Porter: Would you like me to unpack for you, ma'am?
- P.L. Travers: Young man, if it is your ambition to handle ladies' garments, may I suggest you take employment in a launderette?”
Michael Swinehart - Porter
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat 'The Legend of Zelda' before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“- Lindy Krane: I wanna be a lawyer, just like mommy.
- Dr. David Krane: I thought you wanted to be a doctor, like me.
- Lindy Krane: No, lawyers make more money...”
Colleen Rennison - Lindy Krane
Ray Liotta - David Krane

“- Panhandler: You got any spare change brother?
- Lucky: Hell no. you'll end up drinking it up. But I can give you a stamp so you can mail your ass a job application.”
Michael Colyar - Panhandler
2Pac - Lucky