“To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“- Earl Bassett: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
- Valentine McKee: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.”
Fred Ward - Earl Bassett
Kevin Bacon - Valentine McKee

“Men don't get smarter as they get older. They just lose their hair.”
Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers

A man could look at anything, and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think "What could I use you for?".

Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“Let me explain something to you about the world. I've seen it. And if you think that once you leave men get smarter, they don't.”
Erika Eleniak - Stephanie Potts