“- Paul: I was wondering if I could fuck you.
- Rick: Man, I don't do things like that.
- Paul: That's what makes it so nice. You don't.”
Will Smith - Paul
Eric Thal - Rick

“God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties'. Ruth Libby.”
Angelina Jolie - Kate

“I so admire men with an appetite for... books.”
Amelia Warner - Simone

“That man is so horny that not even the crack of dawn is safe.”
Annie Potts - Darla

“- Luis Molina: No matter how lonely she may be she keeps men at a distance.
- Valentin Arregui: She's probably got bad breath or something.”
William Hurt - Luis Molina
Raul Julia - Valentin Arregui