“- Ginger Spice: When the male's courting the female, he goes up to her and pees on her.
- Sporty Spice: Geri, did you have to?
- Ginger Spice: No, but it's his way of showing he fancies her, and the thing is, they get it on afterwards and mate.
- Baby Spice: Well, called me old fashioned but I'd much prefer a bunch of flowers.”

Geri Horner - Ginger Spice
Melanie C - Sporty Spice
Emma Bunton - Baby Spice

“- Reginald Anson: They're pretty.
- Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff: Mmm, yes. Not as pretty as me... you are supposed to say that.”

Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson
Tara Fitzgerald - Elizabeth aka Betty from Cardiff

“I said give her a flower, not squirt her with one!”

Austin O'Brien - Logan Bruno

“- The Devil: I saw you talking to a woman.
- Elliot Richards: Um, yeah, but, I'm not with her.
- The Devil: But you'd like to be. Huh?
- Elliot Richards: What makes you say that?
- The Devil: Oh, I dont know, when a man says he'd give anything to have a certain woman in his life, I just assume she means something to him.”
Liz Hurley - The Devil
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“I love you Scully. That's not the booze talkin' either.”
John Candy - Jack Chester