“What planet are you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head?”

Penn Fraser Jillette - Bone

“- Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
- Beverly Switzler: Cleveland?
- Howard T. Duck: Cleveland? That's a perfect name for this weird planet!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't know the name of the planet? The planet's called Earth, I think. And I'm obviously in some weird nightmare.
- Howard T. Duck: Your nightmare... or mine?”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“I finally meet the right guy, and he's from another planet.”
Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway

“If you can't tend to your own planet, you don't deserve to live here.”
Ron Silver - Phil Gordian

“In the end, we don't decide these things you know, the planets do. They're in alignment and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, Doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it.”
Dan O'Herlihy - Conal Cochran