“- Suzanne: You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan.
- Reggie: Aw Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you?
- Suzanne: Well, I've been sleeping with women.”

Melinda Dillon - Suzanne
Paul Newman - Reggie

“- Annabel: Of course he'll be gorgeous.
- Kelly: Will he be gay?
- Abbie Reynolds: My God, will your kids be stupid?”

Suzanne Krull - Annabel
Linda Larkin - Kelly
Madonna - Abbie Reynolds

“Girl, you're way to hot to be givin' it away. You're so hot you make me wish I was a lesbian.”

Michael Imperioli - Midnite

“- Amanda Brooks: Jeez, did you check out that ass? Boy, how'd you like to give her a punch in the pants, huh, Walt?
- Walter Stone: Oh, no, you're not gay are you?
- Amanda Brooks: Pal, if I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite.”
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks
Jimmy Smits - Walter Stone

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim