“You're a dinosaur, Date Rape. You're a classic racist, a bigot, a sexist, a womanizer, a chauvinist, a misanthrope, homophobic clearly, or maybe you don't like yourself.”

Brie Larson - Helen

“- Dexter Reed: So, you like me?
- Monique: Of course. So, you like me?
- Dexter Reed: Are you kidding? I liked you from the first time I saw you! Right off the bat. But I guess it was the same thing for you?
- Monique: No, actually I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious.
- Dexter Reed: So much for my self-esteem”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Shar Jackson - Monique

“- Coach Reilly: You got somethin' to say to me Bombay?
- Gordon Bombay: To think, I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought. You're going down Reilly.”
Lane Smith - Coach Reilly
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“This guy's a mutt, he's always been a mutt. He's probably still trying to bang any skank he can get his hands on.”
Jon Bon Jovi - Michael

“- Highway: You men do not impress me!
- Profile: Recon platoon kicks butt.
- Highway: [grabs Profile by the nose] If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now!”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Tom Villard - Profile