“- Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
- Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
- Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck
Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Fleck

“- Willa Mercy: I told you I don't know how to dance.
- Ben McKintock: Someone leads, someone follows. We'll figure it out.”
Ashley Williams - Willa Mercy
John Corbett - Ben McKintock

“- Nichols' daughter: Your dancing is atrocious!
- Larry: Oh, thank you. I couldn't dance a step last year.”
Phyllis Crane - Nichols' daughter
Larry Fine - Larry

“- Sheila Bryant: You were a rotten dancer.
- Zach: Why do you think I became your choreographer?”
Vicki Frederick - Sheila Bryant
Michael Douglas - Zach

“The truth is, I wasn't built to dance.”
Scarlett Johansson - Major