“- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Don't your parents realize that the deeper you bury the diamonds, the more determined the pirate is to take them?
- Chichina Ferreyra: Believe me, this diamond wouldn't mind being taken.”
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna
Mía Maestro - Chichina Ferreyra

“- Dill: Yeah, no dating.
- Rosemary: No dating.
- Dill: No dating for you, young lady.
- Olive: Oh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.”

Stanley Tucci - Dill
Patricia Clarkson - Rosemary
Emma Stone - Olive

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker

“- Michael Cromwell: You sound like an idiot.
- Richard Kempster: I'm a parent! Therefore, I'm an idiot! I have spent every day for the last 12 years worrying about my kids. About their safety, about their happiness, about their crooked teeth.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell
Martin Hayter Short - Richard Kempster

“We don't just mediate between warring partners. We also check up the child itself psychologically. How does the child deal with the conflicts? Our advice is always binding. Don't take this the wrong way, but you left them. They didn't leave you. You left for another woman. For now, we see no reason to give you custody.”

Nelly Frijda - Dr. Ellis K.P.R.