- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Friends call me "Nova" as in Casanova.
- College Girl: That's pathetic!
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Tara Subkoff - College Girl

“- Peggy Ann Snow: Were you laughing every second?
- Corky: Peg, I...
- Peggy Ann Snow: Was I funny, you bastard son-of-a-bitch?”
Ann-Margret - Peggy Ann Snow
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

“- Chance: Geez, you are laughing at me!
- Delilah: No, I'm laughing with you.
- Chance: I knew that.”
Michael J. Fox - Chance
Carla Gugino - Delilah

“- Diane: If those kids don't unshrink us, they will be in so much trouble!
- Gordon: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?”
Eve Gordon - Diane
Stuart Pankin - Gordon

“- Yaz: The last guy that made fun of my hair is still trying to pull his head outta his ass.
- Jack Quinn: I don't wanna know about your sex life.”
Dennis Keith Rodman - Yaz
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Jack Quinn