“- Sydney Small Mammals: Please, this is a wild animal! You get too close, it'll give you a nasty nip!
- Rollo Lee: A safety pin would give me a nasty nip, Lotterby. I'll tell you what fierce is, fierce is biting the whole hand off!”
Robert Lindsay - Sydney Small Mammals
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“Damn, did you know that you could have seven million termites living in your house and not even know it until you fall right through the corridor floor on your way to the kitchen?”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Aramis: Young Louis was given a baby crocodile from Egypt. The queen dropped it in a sewer, and it's been living off whatever it can find ever since.
- Bonacieux: Something kept dragging the poor workers away. All we ever found were bones.
- D'Artagnan: Crocodiles attack from behind.”
Nick Moran - Aramis
Bill Treacher - Bonacieux
Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“- Heather Swallers: Are there any alligators in there?
- Bobby Kent: I don't know, why don't you go skinny dipping and find out?”

Kelli Garner - Heather Swallers
Nick Stahl - Bobby Kent

“They'll come after you, son. Just for the ugly fun of tearing you apart.”

Hugh Webster - Drunk