“- Wang Chi-Yang: What do you know of marriage? What do you know of women?
- Wang Ta: Sir, what did you know of marriage and women when you married my mother?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Nothing. That is why I obeyed my father and married the woman he chose for me.”
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang
James Shigeta - Wang Ta

“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George came home, she had a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he came in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater

“- Harriet: Aren't you ever going to marry?
- Alison Drake: No thanks, not me. You know, a long time ago I decided to travel the same open road that men travel. So, I treat men exactly the way they've always treated women.”
Lois Wilson - Harriet
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“- David: Who's she marrying?
- Charles: Some total penis.
- David: What is it about penises that they get such great wives?”

David Bower - David - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“When men get around me, they get allergic to wedding rings.”
Eve Arden - Ida Corwin