“- Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.
[Billy starts to rise]
- Sidney Prescott: [shoots Billy] Not in my movie.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott

I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
Regis Philbin - Regis Philbin

“- Roman: Someone is trying to ruin my movie. Someone wants to kill my movie.
- Detective Wallace: We'll talk about your movie down at the station. All right, this is the scene where you come with us.”
Scott Foley - Roman Bridger
Josh Pais - Wallace

“- Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
- Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.
- Walt Price: Aw, fuck me!”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“- Dewey Riley: Typically, serial killers are white male.
- Randy Meeks: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.”

David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks