“I told Dexter not to smoke. If you ask me, they oughta put warning labels on those packages.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Penny Henderson

“- Nash: You're not supposed to smoke in here.
- Brant: What are you going to do, shoot me?”
Paddy Considine - Nash
Jason Statham - Brant

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“No weezing the juice.”
Erick Avari - Raji

“- Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- Eliot Ness: I think I'll have a drink.”
Steven Goldstein - Scoop
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness