“- Unicorn: I'm looking for others like me. Have you seen them, Magician?
- Schmendrick: No, I've never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway.”
Mia Farrow - Unicorn
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“- Detective Sapir: That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man. Let's be firemen instead.
- Del - Sean's Dad: I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves.”

Stan Shaw - Detective Sapir
Stephen Macht - Del - Sean's Dad

“Dance, dance, dance, until you die!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“When she breaks the tender peel, to taste the apple in my hand, her breath will still, her blood congeal, then I'll be fairest in the land!”

Cordélia Ferreira - The Evil Queen

There may be an antidote. Nothing must be overlooked. Ah, hear this! The Victim of the Sleeping Death can be revived only by "Love's First Kiss". Love's first kiss... bah! No fear of that. The dwarfs will think she's dead. She'll be buried alive!
Cordélia Ferreira - The Evil Queen