“I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“- Nick: It's good to see you again... I'm-I'm sorry, I didn't know we were on the clock yet.
- Kate: Okay, just shush, grab my ass, kiss my neck, and pull me into the office, okay?”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“Wow! The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex!”

Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

- Walter Lloyd: I hope you're not going to fool around because I have a lot of things to do.
- Donna Lloyd: You mean "Miss Twinkle Tits" in banking?
Gene Hackman - Walter Lloyd
Gayle Hunnicutt - Donna Lloyd

“- David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
- Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson