“- Bors: I like the little bastards. They mean something to me. Especially Number Three! He's a good fighter!
- Lancelot: That's because he's mine.”

Ray Winstone - Bors
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot

“- Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
- Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.”

Jon Favreau - Mike
Patrick Van Horn - Sue

“- Hank: What are you staring at, fucker? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancing on the fault line.
- Kid's Father: Hey, what is your problem, pal?
- Hank Evans: I got no beef with you. This is between me and the kid.”

Jim Carrey - Hank
Sean Gildea - Kid's Father

“Parents and kids always fight. It's the way of the world.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Natalie Becker

“- Jane Blue: Let me see if I understand this correctly. You took our child into a knife fight?
- Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight - two of them, two of us...”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue