“- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
- Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Marisol Nichols - Audrey Griswold

“- Bud: He said I was selfish. He said that everything's always about me.
- Cindy: He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him.”

John Lithgow - Bud Brumder
Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Beugler

“I said I had lost my parents; it would be nearer to the truth that my parents lost me.”
Colin Firth - Jack

“My parents were two very idealistic, incredibly bright, narcissists. I was like their vanity project.”
Claire Danes - Sookie

“- Jimmy Chan: Pop, tell these guys I'm not crazy!
- Charlie Chan: Parent must first convince self of same.”
Victor Sen Yung - Jimmy Chan
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan