“When you're in something you got to give it everything you have or else what are you doing?”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“- Wolf J. Flywheel: There are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity.
- Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps

“- Cam Wexler: When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.
- Charlie: It's kind of like an engagement ring.”

Jessica Alba - Cam
Dane Cook - Charlie

“It's like, even though you're engaged, when you're with me I really feel like you're with me, you know? But the scary thing is I actually kinda like it.”

Kevin Bacon - Sam

“I'm a very lazy person by nature. I have to be really engaged, and then I go straight from lazy to obsessive.”
Jon Favreau