“- Editor Paley: I don't like it when you smile at me.
- Polly Perkins: You don't like my smile?
- Editor Paley: I don't like what's behind it!”
Sir Michael Gambon - Editor Paley
Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins

“The only thing worse than a boy you hate, is a boy you like.”
Ben Schnetzer - Max Vandenburg

“I don't know what they want from you half the time. What they start off liking you for, they end up hating you for. Don't like you if you're strong. Don't like you if you're weak. Hate you if you're clever, hate you if you're stupid. They don't know what they want.”
Katrin Cartlidge - Sophie

“- Rudolf IV: Michael, why do you hate me so?
- Duke Michael: Because you are conceited, arrogant, spineless, selfish, shallow, pity, pompous and pitiful!
- Rudolf IV: But apart from that?”
Peter Sellers - Rudolf IV
Jeremy Kemp - Duke Michael

“- Bill Baker: Do these guys ever smile?
- Jack O'Callahan: They're Russians. They get shot if they smile.”
Jack O'Callahan - Bill Baker