“- Miss Bianca: Oh, Captain. Is this a non-stop flight to Australia?
- Wilbur: Well, uh, not exactly. No. I can definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. Non-stop? Who do I look like, Charles Lindbergh?”
Eva Gabor - Miss Bianca
John Candy - Wilbur

“- Fred Ayres: He's landed us a job in Rio. Rio de Janeiro. The Hotel Atlantico. We'll be flying down any morning now.
- Honey Hale: And swimming back in the afternoon. I'm taking my water-wings.”
Fred Astaire - Fred Ayres
Ginger Rogers - Honey Hale

“- Arthur Kirkland: Where are we going?
- Judge Francis Rayford: You wanna go someplace in particular?
- Arthur Kirkland: No. Down, I would prefer to go down...”

Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland
Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“- Kamarov - Red October: Stop pissing, Yuri. Give me a stopwatch and a map, and I'll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.
- Diving Officer - Red October: If the map is accurate enough.”
Michael Welden - Kamarov - Red October
Artur Cybulski - Diving Officer - Red October

“- Clark Griswold: I'll have a Coke.
- Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
- Clark Griswold: [Clark turns and looks at the bathroom, then turns back at the Stewardess] No, I'll have it right here.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Wendy Goldman - Stewardess