“You are useless Ignacio! Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?”

Enrique Muñoz - Señor Ramon

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin... an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
- Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take?
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
Jack Orend - Baker

“- Sissy: Well, I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
- Bud: Dammit, McDonald's again?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Nyarth: I'm hungry.
- Musashi: I have a frying pan.
- Nyarth: Without meat or vegetables, that's just a plate of iron.”
Inuko Inuyama - Nyarth
Megumi Hayashibara - Musashi

“- Meowth: I'm starving.
- Jessie: I can cook something!
- Meowth: Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out eight of my nine lives.”
Madeleine Blaustein - Meowth
Rachael Lillis - Jessie