“- Chloe Steele: I have exams, I have to go!
- Rayford Steele: And I have a flight. It's called a job. Welcome to the real world!”
Janaya Stephens - Chloe Steele
Brad Johnson - Rayford Steele

“I won't be a caddy all my life. I'm going to car-wash school in the fall.”
Jonathan Silverman - Harry

“When I graduated first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.”
Norm MacDonald - Frank

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!”

James Woods - John Moss