“The law is the law. And heck if I'm gonna break it. You can forgive someone. Well, that's the tough part. What can we forgive? Tough part of the job. Tough part of walking down the street.”
John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky

“- Gillian Owens: Is he cute?
- Sally Owens: Yeah, he's... nice... in a very penal code sort of way, yeah.”

Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“That's who the enemy is. Policemen and file clerks. Law and order, you might say.”
Jeremy Irons - Kafka

“Don't fight any cops, Muggs. I think they got the law on their side.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy