“- Max Detweiler: The Von Trapp Family Singers. Here are your names: Liesl, Friedrich, Louisa, Brigitta, Kurt, Marta and Gretl.
- Gretl: Why am I always last?
- Max Detweiler: Because you are the most important.”
Richard Haydn - Max Detweiler
Kym Karath - Gretl

“- Wayne Campbell: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?
- Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beetles.
- Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?
- Tiny: They suck.
- Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clevername.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Meat Loaf - Tiny

“- Jimmy: You're the Eminem of the barber world now?
- Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me Slim Fadey.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Jimmy
Troy Garity - Isaac

“- Night Club Manager: What'd you say the name of your band was called?
- Glam: Mondo Diarrhea.
- Slam: Alien Vomit.”
Gino Dentie - Night Club Manager
Dustin Nguyen - Glam
Angelo Tiffe - Slam

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)