“I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

“Just because someone sees two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn't necessarily prove sex was involved. It does, however, make for a very strong case.”
Toni Collette - Mandy Slade

“- Eddie Sparks: I got a big king-size bed.
- Dixie Leonard: You wanna lie down, Eddie?
- Eddie Sparks: Is that an offer?
- Dixie Leonard: It's a recommendation.”

James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- Dutch Dooley: Doyle, switch cots with me, mine won't hold me.
- Doyle Standish : How do you know it'll hold me?
- Dutch Dooley: Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish

“In my day husbands and beds were very seldom mentioned in the same breath. Husbands were taken seriously, as the only true obstacle to sin.”
Joan Plowright - Mrs. Fisher