“Your cousin May is dumb like a horse, or a dog or something.”
Woody Allen - Ray

“- Thunder Jack: I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
- Ted Brooks: But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
- Thunder Jack: Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!”
James Coburn - Thunder Jack
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Ted Brooks

“Guys are like animals and not even smart ones like dolphins, so you just gotta figure out what makes them tick.”
Allie-Rae Treharne - Gretchen

“I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.”
James Caan

“I just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly I see she's not the... bitch I thought she would be.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman