“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero

“- Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in this club. At the bottom of this elevator there is a coat check girl and, if we are lucky, a man to check weapons.
- Trinity: And if we are unlucky?
- Seraph: Then there will be many men.”

Collin Chou - Seraph
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity

“- Padmé: It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi... not being able to visit the places you like... or do the things you like.
- Anakin Skywalker: Or be with the people I love.
- Padmé: Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.”
Natalie Portman - Padmé
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“- Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
- Cmdr. Malloy: The United States is a no-smoking nation. No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No women - unless of course you're married. No guns, no foul language... no red meat.
- Snake Plissken: Land of the free.”
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Stacy Keach - Cmdr. Malloy