Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic... hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe "Butches in Chains" is, but so what?
Marya Delver - Carla

“- Heck: It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive.
- Rachel: God yes.
- Heck: Yeah. Let's watch it anyway.”
Matthew Goode - Heck
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Carter: We need to get her to relax.
- Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. Only $9.95.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

Do you know how many hours I spent looking for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn.

Paulo Costanzo - Ryan

“Bring me my stunt cock.”
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison