“- Alan Raimy: Don't touch me!
- Harry Mitchell: There's something about your face that makes me want to slap the shit out of it!”
John Glover - Alan Raimy
Roy Scheider - Harry Mitchell

“- Buddy Bizarre: What in the hell do you think you're doing here? This is a closed set!
- Taggart: Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!
[winds up to punch Buddy]
- Buddy Bizarre: Not in the face!
[Taggart punches Buddy Bizarre in the stomach]
- Buddy Bizarre: [collapsing] Thank you...”
Dom DeLuise - Buddy Bizarre
Slim Pickens - Taggart

“You shouldn't block with your face.”

Chris Penn - Travis Brickley

“- Louie Vinci: I don't like the way your face is fastened on.
- Johnny Blake: I'll be down tomorrow morning and give you a chance to change it.”
Norman Willis - Louie Vinci
Edward G. Robinson - Johnny Blake

“- Bud: What happened to your face?
- Sissy: Got hit.”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy