“- Ira: The penalty for impersonating an officer is five years in prison.
- Harry: Maybe for you, white boy. Me, they hang.”

David Duchovny - Ira
Orlando Jones - Harry

“- First reporter: Say, do you know anything about electricity?
- S.B. Bellows: My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at StatePrison.”
Jimmy Conlin - First reporter
W.C. Fields - S. B. Bellows

“- Vann: Well, I think one thing you guys oughta learn is that the story's mine, it belongs to me, so I think I'll tell it my way.
- Graves: No matter which fucking way you tell it, gas chamber is where you're headed, Siegert.”
Owen Wilson - Vann
Dennis Haysbert - Graves

“- Young Prospero: Do you know what crime this man committed, Machiavel?
- Machiavel: All crimes exact the same punishment.
- Young Prospero: It's easy to kiil.”

Nicholas Rapattoni - Young Prospero
Patrick Macnee - Machiavel

“- Frollo: The sentence for insubordination is death. Such a pity. You threw away a promising career.
- Phoebus: Consider it my highest honor, sir.”
Tony Jay - Frollo
Kevin Kline - Phoebus