“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.”
Michael Palin - Dad

“- Harry Blackitt: [referring to Catholics] Every time they have sexualintercourse, they have to have a baby.
- Mrs. Blackitt: But it's the same with us, Harry.
- Harry Blackitt: What do you mean?
- Mrs. Blackitt: Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexualintercourse twice.”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt
Eric Idle - Mrs. Blackitt

“- Chris Nielsen: Where is God in all of this?
- Albert Lewis: Oh, he's up there. Somewhere shouting down that he loves us. Wondering why we can't hear him. You think?”
Robin Williams - Chris Nielsen
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“I don't have all the answers, but for now faith is enough.”
Kirk Cameron - Buck Williams

“You may not have faith in fate but, my man, fate has faith in you.”
Matthew Lillard - Tim LaFlour