“There's a design at work in all art... events must play themselves out to an aesthetic, moral and logical conclusion. We aim at the point where everyone who is marked for death... dies.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - The Player

“Little did he know that this simple, seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.”
Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Oscar Madison: I think I figured out where we are.
- Felix Ungar: Where?
- Oscar Madison: In a Clint Eastwood movie.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!”
Pauly Shore - Bones Conway