“I learned more in the 2 months I spent with Mr. Henry and this crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“I've taught you much, my little droogies.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
- Rusty Griswold: What happened?
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: I threw up.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“- Dede Truitt: God. How does a woman get so bitter?
- Lucia DeLury: Observation.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- John Malkovich: I have seen a world that no man should see!
- Craig Schwartz: Really? Because for most people it's a rather enjoyable experience.”

John Malkovich - Himself
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz