- Sue Charlton: Weren't you afraid?
- Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of dying? Nah. I read the Bible once. You know God and Jesus and all them apostles? They were all fishermen, just like me. Yeah, straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. Yep, me and God, we'd be mates.
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

“- Heather Donahue: What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
- Michael 'Mike' Williams: How about God?”

Heather Donahue - Herself
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“- Gus Cantrell: You scared me to death!
- Pedro Cerrano: Do you mean when you realized God is black?
- Gus Cantrell: Yeah... I thought She was white.”
Scott Bakula - Gus Cantrell
Dennis Haysbert - Pedro Cerrano

“- Seth Gecko: Died instantly?
- Jacob Fuller: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
- Seth Gecko: Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
- Jacob Fuller: Yes, they do.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko
Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller

“The story has it all - death, sex, and God.”

Jack Gilpin - Gordon Bloom