“No matter how many showers I take, I still smell Beethoven all over me.”

Charles Grodin - George Newton

“The only questions this year are how badly will they stink, how long will they stink, and will they ever not stink?”

“- Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
- Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listenhere Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl

I have to go and take a shower, because I smell like Kevin Costner after "Dances with wolves".
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel