“Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead just to gain the approval of his sociopathic older brother. And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude who needs to, uh, loosen up a bit and get laid.”
Eugene Levy - Mr. Levenstein

“- Richard Twat: I trust you two both washed.
- Mr. Johnson: Actually, the water was cold.
- Richard Twat: That's no reason not to wash, is it? Good grief, we are British, you know. We invented cold showers to stop people masturbating. Oh, I see, maybe that's why you are so upset about the lack of hot water.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat
Bill Nighy - Mr. Johnson

I tattooed "survive" on my hand the night before I went away to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.
Levan Uchaneishvili - Uncle Nikolai

“- Violet: That's a great tattoo. Beautiful labrys. Are you surprised I know what it is?
- Corky: Maybe.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“- James Bond: Forgive my curiosity, but, what is that?
- Magda: That's my little octopussy.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Kristina Wayborn - Magda