“Who has to use a gun and hold people prisoner? You're not a man. You're a coward.”
Geena Davis - Phyllis

“- Natalie Voss: You kidnapped me with a candy bar?
- Jack Hammond: It makes a handy weapon in a pinch.”
Kristy Swanson - Natalie Voss
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond

“- Pizza Man: A pellet gun? You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle?
- James St. James: Shut up.
- Pizza Man: This is too much.”
Dean Cameron - Pizza Man
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“Ain't much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents, but in marriage nobody offers a reward.”
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“I sent you to cover a piece of fluff, and you come back with a hostage situation.”

Robert Prosky - Lou Potts