“I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.”
Ian Roberts - Sparky Polastri

“- Candace Pennington: Did you ever box?
- Jesse Stone: Oh, I don't box, I fight.
- Candace Pennington: What's the difference?
- Jesse Stone: Rules.”
Alexis Dziena - Candace Pennington
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

You know, there's a rule in sports, "don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations".
Himself - John Madden

“We take the shit, we smash the shit, and then we put the shit back.”

Howie Mandel - Maurice

“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”

Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon