“- Marlene Lauda: Who are you, should I know you?
- Giovanni: What, you don't know? He's Niki Lauda: Formula One driver and he just signed with Ferrari.
- Marlene Lauda: He's driving like an old man.”
Alexandra Maria Lara - Marlene Lauda
Raffaello Degruttola - Giovanni

“- Axel Foley: Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!
- Jenny Summers: Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?
- Axel Foley: No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day.
- Jenny Summers: I'm driving. I've seen your car.
- Axel Foley: Oh, shit, that's cold.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers

“- Ferris Bueller: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
- Cameron Frye: How?
- Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.”

Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“- Harold: What the hell was Colin doing with a Lime'ouse minicab driver in Belfast?
- Jeff: Colin can't drive.
- Harold: Oh, that makes sense.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Derek Thompson - Jeff

“- Jeff Dunham: Bubba J., when you go to a NASCAR race and you party a lot, who is your designated driver?
- Bubba J.: What the fuck is that?
- Jeff Dunham: Do you drive drunk?
- Bubba J.: No, officer! I'm practicing.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.